The Washingtonian’s Garrett M. Graff writes about the MRC’s yearly hatefest, “The DisHonors Awards”, where a hater comes on stage to announce the award and slam the nominees and then another hater comes on to accept the award and slam the winner. Is there anything even remotely as caustic and mean sprited on the Left? If there is I’d be interested in hearing about it so I can slam it as well.
Yes, I’m clrearly staking a position on this. How people could enjoy themselves in a sea of so much negativity and spite is amazing. A circle jerk at its finest…
CNN’s Jack Cafferty won the “Tin Foil Hat Award for Crazy Conspiracy Theories” and the award was “accepted” via video by Osama bin Laden, whose dubbed video played on the room’s four big screens. Speaking through a bad Punjabi translator, “bin Laden” explained that he calls CNN the “Cave News Network” because “their audience is so small it could fit in my cave.”
MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann was perhaps the biggest loser last night: Nominated in three of the five categories, he failed to win a single award. Neal Boortz relished going after Olbermann, calling him “MSNBC’s answer to a relief tube,” a “void surrounded by a sphincter muscle,” and said, “You know you’ve done something right when that footstool attacks you on national TV.”
Boortz on Bryant Gumbel: An “arrogant little jock-sniffer” and an “obtuse mindless person.”